Dateline Madrid

Hola, from the most vibrant multicultural, inclusive and eclectic city I have found so far in Europe..

The boulevards teeming with families, sex workers plying their trade in the open without harassment,diners watching the passing parade. Dogs off leashes being chased by young children, piano accordion players serenading no one in particular, music in the air.

What I’m not missing are funerals of a rat with gold teeth, gangsters molls and 9 year old kids sucking dummies. A golden casket for a rolled gold police informer a big fat rolled gold coward.Now then I have just thought of an idea how this young girs mother can make another fortune to last for the rest of her life how about a free supplement ever time another mug buys a copy of “no idea” or the womens weekly which comes out fortnightly”,Dakota dummies” with each copy, someone will think of it I betcha!.

I suppose the New Idea and other womens’ magazines will gleefully pick up the tab for the fat boy’s golden casket but in the end it will be you the reader of these totally disreputable tabloid rags who will pay the price .Quality journalism in this country is as dead and buried as the fat boy himself.
Here in Madrid there seems to be some sophsitication applied by the media ,I have yet to read a story of a polititian who sniffs the seats of females or who roots his way around the state of Western Australia .Who Cares! I am totaly disgusted in the way that 3rd rate tabloid newspapers are happy to promote the criminal classes and glory in their exploites at the same time demanding of governments to cut down on the outbreak of crime. Hardly a day goes by in these newspapers and magazines without a quote from, or a picture of one of these criminal cowards.No wonder we have a number of wannabes how want nothing more than get their picture in the same low brow publications. when in fact these low lifes are nothing short of an embarasment even to their own criminal class
Yes sir, rest assured that “fat mick”Gatto, Mark “chopper” Reid and their ilk will be promoted by newspapers designed to suck in mug readers,Next time you read a rag like no idea or the womens weekly ask how much of your hard earned is going to slags like Roberta Williams or to pay for the “fat “boys golden coffin.

I am off to Seville tomorrow where Ann tells me oranges were invented. I think I’ll google that.