Every now and then I make one of my infamous "nostril anus" predictions on Susan Duffy's extremely popular radio programme, Left after … [Read more...]
Burglars on the High Seas
Woke up on the first day on the Celebrity Millenium cruise to find our door severely damaged. It resembled a attempted break in . … [Read More...]
Snot by Heston
If you're one of the lucky ones able to afford a plate of snail snot as a entree, followed by roasted canary eyeballs with a cobra fang jus, then you must get paid a lot more than the poor … [Read More...]