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Queenslanders breathe a sigh of relief

05.31.2009 by bagman //

Following the recent sailing of the  Princess Dawn from Queensland, citizens here have sighed a collective sigh of relief  that this contaminated ship, its crew and passengers has finally left our shores.

In recent announcements Queenslanders have formed vigilante groups to hunt down any passenger who may have assisted in the propogation of the swine flu sweeping the globe and killing people by the thousands .Ordinary citizens are roaming streets calling out to residents to cast out their dead. Swine flu, we are told, has the potential to wipe out the human race as we know it .

Some experts such as the World Health Organisation have gone as far as to predict that unless we kill our young and eradicate the elderly, swine flu is the greatest threat to the human race that we have encountered.

Queenslanders are calling for border controls so that anyone wishing to pass its borders must have a certificate from their doctor that they are free from swine flu. The media is calling for a ban on international travel cancelling sporting events and  social interaction because of a weak dose of the annual influenza virus.

Any child with a sniffle or a cough now risks infecting fellow students if they attend school with the slightest sign of a cold, they not only risk the closure of the school but the very life of any number of students their friends and families

What child would want to be known for causing the deaths of their schoolmates?

130,000 people died in the last year from influenza, most of those dead had underlying medical conditions such as heart conditions, and many were suffering from hunger, poor sanitation and lack of adequate housing. 130,0000 deaths in the last 12 months alone.

And what did they die of? Yes, that’s right – influenza! I reckon someone is telling us porkies!

The total number of deaths worldwide from swine flu as of two weeks ago in Mexico was 38, that figure has now been revised to 9 by experts on the spot in Mexico. 

We have ships sailing the coasts of Australia not unlike the Marie Celeste ,people being urged to cast out their dead,their young or the elderly in order to contain this most deadly of diseases.

Border patrols in each state are segregating any potential male, female, young old or elderly with a sniffle or a runny nose.

Let’ s cut out the bullshit, the previous paragraphs may be a little melodramatic not unlike the bullshit we are now being fed by the media and the government. The government is on a hiding to nothing if they follow the hysteria being created by the media then they may be guilty of the deaths of some elderly, frail or people with underlying medical conditions of those who would otherwise die from the annual round of influenza that comes our way each year.

Should people die the media frenzy would feed upon itself  apportioning blame for the deaths of innocent people and the call for the sacking of the government .

That basically describes the frenzy by which we are subjected to every 5 minutes throughout the media .We are not a nation of sooks why do we continue to cop this bullshit!!

Swine flu is a crock of shit. It’s another media event designed to keep us in our place, if some die from this annual dose of flu then what is so unusual about that ?

If we put as much energy into wiping out glaucoma in our indigenous communities, eradicating poverty or providing decent affordable housing to the elderly then we would be prepared to cop this bullshit designed to keep us down and in our place .

No people died from swine flu during the preparation of this blog!!!!

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  1. Canny Granny says

    June 8, 2009 at 8:28 am

    Are you sure no swine flew over this blog?

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